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Wink OT British banter, all are welcome if you can handle it

Well as @lockheed doesn't have large enough gonads or more than likely his infractions don't allow; I have the need to post this thread for all us 'one can Dans' who feel the need to let off a wee bit of steam and just take the pi$$ out of each other.

Please post what ever you need to say as we can all take good craic and if you can't then may i politely ask you not to participate.

I'm sure who do will take all criticism regarding our banter yet childish behaviour ( have to say that to cover ourselves )with a good sense of humour and do hope by starting this I'm not braking any rules.

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Post any jokes , mishaps and decisions made by others that could do with a rethink. Speeling missteaks, grammar..Whatever. (did you see what I did there)

@lockheed , @poffer and I'm sure @Stevie1982 lets get out our tight n short cut off 90's denims on and have a ball. That also includes you too @Banstead Stig and all the rest you know who you are.
Flares, skinnies, spray ons and drain pipes are tolerated too. Please no MC Hammer pantaloons though.

@Stevie1982 you'll have to borrow a pair from Will (lockheed)

Please keep this thread alive and I'll donate a can of Stella to my liver every time a new post is made. And maybe a wee shot of Jagermeister if it's a good un.

Hit me I can take it..I hope

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and do hope by starting this I'm not braking any rules.

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No, no rules are "braken" .....yet

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An Australian correcting English....well this thread got off to a good start then
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Kevin.....you’ve just been sprung “liking” a pom. At this very moment, there are 15 burly (but slightly inept) cultural police rocking up to your gaff to give you a knock
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Ah well - my ancestry is English / Irish so I guess I can make the necessary plea! ;-)

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@Kevin , aren't quite a few of you folk of English descent... you know the ones we sent away...
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@Banstead Stig - yes indeed, however my grandparents were free-settlers, even the Irish ones which is remarkable really!
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No, no rules are "braken" .....yet
Where did that 'e' go? ....Kevin you been taking my e's? So it is true, Auzzies are junkies and criminals!!
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@Banstead Stig - yes indeed, however my grandparents were free-settlers, even the Irish ones which is remarkable really!
This is clearly a slur on the good folk of the emerald isle

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Those dammed Antipodeans, their ancestors had the foresight to leave, or be deported, from the UK. Just how did they know that our 20th/21st century politicians would drop us into such an abject mess known as the European Project (EU).

At least your politicians have some chance of blood flow into their brains, what with living on the underside of the world.
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id love to live in aus .

but its so hot there , poisonous spiders , jelly fish, snakes , crocodiles , and @Kevin .

its such a hostile place !
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Those dammed Antipodeans, their ancestors had the foresight to leave, or be deported, from the UK. Just how did they know that our 20th/21st century politicians would drop us into such an abject mess known as the European Project (EU).

At least your politicians have some chance of blood flow into their brains, what with living on the underside of the world.
Ooooh politics

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id love to live in aus .

but its so hot there , poisonous spiders , jelly fish, snakes , crocodiles , and @Kevin .

its such a hostile place !
I'm on the floor pahahahahahahahahahaha

I'd second that I'd also love to live in Oz, Japan is only a stones throw away .....

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How do they keep the blood from rushing to their heads when they're upside down all day long?
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It has to get past our private parts first, no dysfunction issues down here

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