Obviously, legal intimidation and stupid "big spin" jury verdicts add up to leverage and big money for lawyers, regardless of the legitimacy of the case.
It's a cost/benefit equation... It costs the consumer and benefits the attorneys.
I would have liked to have been on the jury if it went to trial and awarded the plaintiff $0.01.
A $500,000 countersuit for legal fees to Nissan would have been a better verdict.
How are side curtain air bags are supposed to keep an occupant from being thrown out of a vehicle when that occupant isn't likely wearing a seat belt...
Attorney for the plaintiff:
"Had the vehicle been equipped with an ejection seat and parachute, the poor victim (idiot) who didn't put on a seatbelt because it would have wrinkled her taffeta dress, could have been safely removed from the accident, thrown into the air and saved by the parachute... if only she had been wearing a seatbelt that would have kept her in the seat attached to it.. Cars should never be allowed to start without seatbelts secured and operational ejection seats. This is a vital issue for the public, and we need a big award to send a message to manufacturers that they need to step up and make cars safe for the public by installing common sense safety features....
End result :The 2025 Nissan Versa with all required safety features, now on sale for a mere $750,000.00.
Next up - Hammer manufacturer hit with $10 million lawsuit in wrongful death because there was no warning label that the hammer should not be used to hit yourself in the head, despite this activity being portrayed as benign on many Three Stooge's episodes....
Who was the Roman who's idea on making society better was to "kill all the lawyers"....
He might have had a point back then.
Probably a better idea for today would be to allow defendants to sue for legal fees.
There would be a lot fewer BS cases like this one.
It's a cost/benefit equation... It costs the consumer and benefits the attorneys.
I would have liked to have been on the jury if it went to trial and awarded the plaintiff $0.01.
A $500,000 countersuit for legal fees to Nissan would have been a better verdict.
How are side curtain air bags are supposed to keep an occupant from being thrown out of a vehicle when that occupant isn't likely wearing a seat belt...
Attorney for the plaintiff:
"Had the vehicle been equipped with an ejection seat and parachute, the poor victim (idiot) who didn't put on a seatbelt because it would have wrinkled her taffeta dress, could have been safely removed from the accident, thrown into the air and saved by the parachute... if only she had been wearing a seatbelt that would have kept her in the seat attached to it.. Cars should never be allowed to start without seatbelts secured and operational ejection seats. This is a vital issue for the public, and we need a big award to send a message to manufacturers that they need to step up and make cars safe for the public by installing common sense safety features....
End result :The 2025 Nissan Versa with all required safety features, now on sale for a mere $750,000.00.
Next up - Hammer manufacturer hit with $10 million lawsuit in wrongful death because there was no warning label that the hammer should not be used to hit yourself in the head, despite this activity being portrayed as benign on many Three Stooge's episodes....
Who was the Roman who's idea on making society better was to "kill all the lawyers"....
He might have had a point back then.
Probably a better idea for today would be to allow defendants to sue for legal fees.
There would be a lot fewer BS cases like this one.