My tune was so extreme that it skipped the timing belt.
But in all seriousness, lack of lubrication, or any issue with lubrication can lead to unfortunate events like this. The codes you texted me are representative of a skipped timing belt. I would know, after the first "built motor" i had died of oil starvation, i got codes for all 4 cyl misfires, and a number of other 'timing over advanced' codes, as well as the fact that the motor would not start at all.
Either way you look at it, its a sucky situation, despite how you were lined up to soon have a new motor that we could have some fun with that would present much more reliability in comparison to your stock 200k+ mile motor.
IAG should be contacted for having sold you a faulty product that indirectly led to oil starvation. Its a longshot, but if you get a hold of someone decent, theres hope something may come of it.