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I guess moms all around the world will now be worried about their kids running with laser scissors...can one poke their eye out with a laser ?

I can see it now....little johnny gets a timeout in kindergarten for eating paste and blinding little jenny with his scissors....
 

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Worthless.............You still will not wind up with a straight line, unless you mark point to point, but the beam is too wide anyway. Guess that why they are $2. Another failed attempt at intelligence, thats why they are in the local $1 store.
 

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The Modfather
2016 BRZ Limited - Manual 6 Speed Manual
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Not sure why but they made me think of Logans Run and that Lazar surgery table
 

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2014 Impreza Ltd CVT
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All it makes me think of is:
"Holy cut-up Batman"

or Dr. EVIL from Austin Powers as he holds up 2 fingers on each hand and bends them saying:
"Laa Zer"

or as PT Barnum said:
"There's a sucker born every minute"
 
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