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really good article, can't watch the video at work ::sad:: but the last paragraph is awesome
Throttle fixes everything. Love is your rear bumper kissing snowbank at 40 mph and not leaving a scratch. If hookers carried active differentials in their purses and knew how to use 'em, I wouldn't be married. Left-foot braking fixes everything the throttle doesn't fix, including impotence and poor self-esteem. Banging off a rev limiter while looking out a car's side window and slamming into a steering stop will cure cancer. If the car isn't moving around under power, you are a small, testicle-free squirrel. The handbrake fixes everything left-foot braking doesn't fix, including philosophical issues with most major religions and the heartbreakingly impossible question of what you should have for dinner*.
 

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I LOVE those pics... just epic! :banana: :banana:











Sorry for the size... I thought they were worthy of being posted full size.
 

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*right click, save*

Oh what I would kill for a muddy field and about 50 cones right now.
 
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